Score: 7

"SON. I'M DISSAPOINT."

submission: Shoe- "Egg"

date: December 10, 2009

Was expecting the song Egg by Mr. Bungle. :c

Not a big fan of the song. But the animation is really nice.

Score: 3

"Looked Promising"

submission: Sift Renegade

date: May 9, 2009

When the game started, it looked really promising. But the problems started appearing as soon as the first level ended. Why do you teach me these controls and then completely throw me off by going into an entirely different game mode? I would forgive if the gamemode was actually fun. It's a hard, boring and tedious bike ride. Finally, I get there, and fight a few generic guys by mashing the mouse button. Oh yeah, that is another thing, slicing enemies isn't as satisfying as it should be. You seemed to be going for that "Over the top stick gore" look, so why did you stop when it came to killing enemies? Then I thrown off again with a bad Time Crisis ripoff where I throw shurikens that I pulled out of my ass at this guy. After that, I a custscene comes on with possibly the worst voice acting I've ever seen in a flash game, ever. It's even worse that you tried to make it seem all dramatic ("They killed your brother!1!" :O) Then, oh yay, more repetitive bike riding. Except this time, every time you die you are forced to watch a pointless, unskippable cutscene, over and over and over. Oh joy. After watching the cutscene fifty times, I was fed up with the game and quit.

Improvements:
Add more gore?
Cut it out with the dumb bike driving.
Try to make the enemies less generic and give them weapons that actually damage differently.

Score: 7

"What the fuck?"

submission: In Utero

date: May 3, 2009

I never knew the inside of April's vagina was so scary. The game overall, was pretty meh. It was kinda fun but got pretty old really quick. I didn't like the upgrade system. Once you got maxed out, you just had to sit on the left side of the screen and hold down A and it would produce a giant wall of missiles, preventing anything from killing you. It would've been cool if you had power ups, would've made the game feel a bit fresher. Also, the ending felt a bit lazy. Once you kill it, the screen blurs and you see "Game Over" Come on, there isn't even a scene where you see the whatever the hell deformed fetus thing die or collapse or something. Which brings me to my next point: What the fuck is that thing? Why is there some weird deformed fetus living in April? Creepy. Anyways, pretty decent game, but not a real time killer. 7/10 3/5

Score: 10

"Holy shit, you made this song?"

submission: Dispenser Erectin'

date: February 5, 2009

I found this song a while ago on Youtube and I loved it. Great job man.

Score: 9

"awesome"

submission: Rock'n Temple || Zelda 2

date: September 22, 2007

I can't stop listening to this D:

Score: 10

"Nice!"

submission: Wave of Fear (W/O Vox)

date: May 9, 2006

Props on getting a score of 5.00/5.00! I really like the beat of this one. I think your songs are getting better and better. Keep em up and rock on \---/0_0\---/